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Long Island Live Stand Up Comedy - October

By Billy Bingo

Author: Billy Bingo | Published: Sunday, September 27, 2009

Nick Dipaolo
October 2, 9pm; October 3, 8&10:30pm
The Brokerage Comedy Club, Bellmore
(516) 781-5233, http://www.brokeragecomedy.com

Everywhere I go I get hair in my food. I went to a restaurant last week, two hairs in my soup, two in my lettuce. The waitress comes out and says, “Can I get you anything else?” “Yeah, how about a comb for the salad?” – Nick Dipaolo

We do experiments on animals for a reason—to prolong our life. If hooking a monkey’s brain up to a car battery is going to save somebody of dying from AIDS in ten years, I got two things to say, “The red is positive and the black is negative.” –Nick Dipaolo

Frankie Pace
October 9-10
McGuire’s Comedy Club, Bohemia
(631) 467-5413, http://www.mcguirescomedyshows.com

I’m married 35 years. My wife is going to college now. She’s taking a course in psychology to find out why we’re married 35 years. –Frankie Pace

I bought a Bob Marley shirt yesterday. Must have been a cheap shirt. It rained and Bob left. –Frankie Pace

The Comedy Loft
October 10, 9pm
The Westhampton Steak House, Westhampton Beach
(631) 471-1221, http://www.westhamptonsteakhouse.com
Will feature Rob Cividanes, ventriloquist Bob Baker, Chris Roach and Chris Monty. Tickets: $10.

So I just dropped about 25 lbs. Yup, I’m back on the coke. –Rob Cividanes

I’m very allergic to alcohol. One beer & I break out in handcuffs. –Rob Cividanes

10th Annual Bravest Night of Comedy to benefit the Thomas Elsasser Fund
October 22, 8pm
Governor’s Comedy Cabaret and Restaurant, Levittown
(516) 731-3358, http://www.govs.com

A benefit for a fund for widows and children of FDNY members that die outside the line of duty. Will feature Goumba Johnny; Funny NYC Firefighters Steve Alleva L7, Wyatt Lawrence L126, Ed Sullivan E211, Kevin Seaman L4, Brian Finley L7, hosted by Billy Bingo. Tickets: $20; 2 drink minimum.

Jesus was Italian. Just like my dad, every Sunday he drank wine and wore sandals, he hung out with 12 guys and nobody had a job, he lived with his mom till he was 30, he was a carpenter in the union and when he was born 3 wise guys brought him presents for no reason at all! –Goumba Johnny

See Saw Comedy Improv and Sketch Comedy
October 25, 7pm
Studio Theatre, Lindenhurst
(631) 218-1080, http://www.seesawcomedy.com
Cover charge: $10, no drink minimum.

Author: Billy Bingo
Billy Bingo retired from the FDNY with over 20 years on the job. Since retiring he is now doing Stand Up Comedy full time and there's no turning back. Billy became hooked on performing whether it was cracking jokes at the kitchen table at his firehouse located in Jamaica Queens or on stage at the world famous Caroline’s on Broadway. His stand up performance is based on being a NYC Firefighter as well as what goes on in his life at home.